Einstein

My first school report...Kinda Suck in at first great i now but it was suck cuz iwas like enistein and i opened later my guinesy is understood at 3rd grade then every body show me respect and im become a cool.I get lots of A and lots of succses theeeen i become a teenager and i get intrested to girls so girls the guilty of my lose curse that damn girls dont love me still!

Dudes First School Girl

After School burn,

I met the best first school girl.She had a beautiful blonde hair and green eyes.I get close to her and say to her:"Hi"and then pick my nose like 10 secs"My name is Joseph Callendar Whats yours?"when i picking my noise she says"My name is jennifer nice to meet you joseph "First SEE First LOVE then i pick my noise so hard and mt face is full of blod then she screamed i cried and kick her head and then i told  the teacher " jeniffer hit my noise " soooooo she dont talk to me again.

Burn school at first day

My first day of school.
It was very very BAD,my mother was not here also my father,or anybody i now,just teachers-that sick learn machine bastards-and noise picker or ass itcher;girls and boys.Only one think i can do about it BURN THE SCHOOOL! you dead,you dead ,who dead? you dead.Plan A change firetrucks water to the gasoline -done-,step to litle tiny-BİG- flames every where in school -done-
I was ready i escaped the school everything is going like i plan theeeeeeeeen,school is get alive and eat me then poop me then eat me again but this time dont poop me.See Ya reader sick bastards.

Gym only left hand

I started gym.Last day i work hard with 0,5 lbs,Working Hard!!But my antrenor said i dont have to work out with my right hand thnak you fapping!Girls gonna getttttt!I am fapping like a BOSS