Einstein

My first school report...Kinda Suck in at first great i now but it was suck cuz iwas like enistein and i opened later my guinesy is understood at 3rd grade then every body show me respect and im become a cool.I get lots of A and lots of succses theeeen i become a teenager and i get intrested to girls so girls the guilty of my lose curse that damn girls dont love me still!

Dudes First School Girl

After School burn,

I met the best first school girl.She had a beautiful blonde hair and green eyes.I get close to her and say to her:"Hi"and then pick my nose like 10 secs"My name is Joseph Callendar Whats yours?"when i picking my noise she says"My name is jennifer nice to meet you joseph "First SEE First LOVE then i pick my noise so hard and mt face is full of blod then she screamed i cried and kick her head and then i told  the teacher " jeniffer hit my noise " soooooo she dont talk to me again.

Dead ice cream i miss you!

One day

There was a young man call Joseph he was so happy because he had a nice and cool ice cream and a shining pink balloon thennn ice cream drop on ground so joseph cried cried cried then eat the ice cream at the ground :P niceeeeeeee

Eating good

Last night i eat to much coffee,true couse making coffee is so long so now im eating solo coffee at my breakfasts i put it at my cornflakes awesome isnit?I have got a hard math exam today so wish me luck!

Gym only left hand

I started gym.Last day i work hard with 0,5 lbs,Working Hard!!But my antrenor said i dont have to work out with my right hand thnak you fapping!Girls gonna getttttt!I am fapping like a BOSS

A New Author for ya!

Hello everybody! You're now reading ma first entry of ma life! Just sorry for my formalish language, I can't write like yayalog. Anyways, read ma first story!

 One day, I played a game named Club Penguin! It was very funny, and.. hmm funny I think. Then, a bird came to ma room from the window and shtted everywhere while sink at our bath is peeing everywhere so I can't move becuz of smell and humidity! It was very disgusting don't even want to think that!

Thank you for reading that. That was ma first entry of the shtty entries! Hope u like it! Also, I'm gonna open up a gameplay channel so u can have fun with ma vidios! O la ciao! (I'll post the channel link in the future.)

Aand, sorry I couldn't draw a picture, ma Paint seems like not working. I can't even find the Paint file. ^^'

...gym,slim

im go to gym gym gym gym

to get slim slim slim slim

Candy pumpkin!

Here is that candy pumpkins pic :

Internet Truck

Hi im writing this sh*t at internet cafe ow men this cafes internet is suck and unlicened games they use!I m coming here for my friends invite but i dont wanna come again i dont shave my beard for 7 days im look like truck driver.Maybe this is my hallowen costume hey what you think please send me comment...

Smart Girls

I was thinking why girls are getting smarter i mean at the 60s or 70s they can got easy now like that:
Me:You look pretty(compliment)
You:My eyes are up here
Me:Really, i think your boobs are your eyes!
You:Di*k
Me:Oh fu*k

Twittered

No body follow me at twitter i m so lonly :( here is my twitter if you want follow me please follow me make me happy and tell me your not alone 

Our IT class is suck

Hello ladies and gentlemans
This is Yayalog and im here for laugh you
In our school our it classes computers rams are 512 mb awesome isnt it?Awesome for 1990s

Shaved women face!!

last saturday i went to the bazaar,with my  dady.We were standing in front of the cucumbers then a women came and buy some stuffs but...SHE HAD A SHAVED MUSTACHE and BEARD like that :

And i said with my awesome flaming hair and my awesome body : "She is Hairier than Me" when she holding cucumbers.(i ve got one cucumber to)(bitch)