Bullies

I hate bullies what about you i think you hate bullies to.They think they re something but honestly they re just a piece of poop.And their popularity is end at highschool.But not at first grade.
I was at the boys wc i just peeed and my own self so i proud of myself then a bully came to my near and hold me and try to put me at the potty but i never give up iput his head in it,no im not but teacher saved me,no it doesnt,bullies girlfriend getin boys wc acciedently and save me then i kick her and run away.^^

Einstein

My first school report...Kinda Suck in at first great i now but it was suck cuz iwas like enistein and i opened later my guinesy is understood at 3rd grade then every body show me respect and im become a cool.I get lots of A and lots of succses theeeen i become a teenager and i get intrested to girls so girls the guilty of my lose curse that damn girls dont love me still!

Dudes First School Girl

After School burn,

I met the best first school girl.She had a beautiful blonde hair and green eyes.I get close to her and say to her:"Hi"and then pick my nose like 10 secs"My name is Joseph Callendar Whats yours?"when i picking my noise she says"My name is jennifer nice to meet you joseph "First SEE First LOVE then i pick my noise so hard and mt face is full of blod then she screamed i cried and kick her head and then i told  the teacher " jeniffer hit my noise " soooooo she dont talk to me again.

Burn school at first day

My first day of school.
It was very very BAD,my mother was not here also my father,or anybody i now,just teachers-that sick learn machine bastards-and noise picker or ass itcher;girls and boys.Only one think i can do about it BURN THE SCHOOOL! you dead,you dead ,who dead? you dead.Plan A change firetrucks water to the gasoline -done-,step to litle tiny-BİG- flames every where in school -done-
I was ready i escaped the school everything is going like i plan theeeeeeeeen,school is get alive and eat me then poop me then eat me again but this time dont poop me.See Ya reader sick bastards.

Assasin Creed Crazy

I was playing new assassin creed 3 last night I was killing fools and stealing money from innocent peoples I drunk 5 red bull

Then 3 cup coffee and I vomit thennnn im dead im writing this at heaven….:D just kidding but im in hospital bros wish me luck oh ship! doctor is coming see ya!

Youtube this Weekend

Guys my first video is coming this weekend so wait it then watch it prepare it to real fun and fail br  O O

adwords ads in youtube!            III                  

Youtube face

I think if I make a video with this face it could be get a million don’t you thinking like that bros! Forex ads in youtubr videos.

Dead ice cream i miss you!

One day

There was a young man call Joseph he was so happy because he had a nice and cool ice cream and a shining pink balloon thennn ice cream drop on ground so joseph cried cried cried then eat the ice cream at the ground :P niceeeeeeee

Wassup

A new youtube channel
Call
GOODESTCHANNELEVER
(goodest means best!)
Available at this weekend
Get prepare for trollism and fungasm
CUZ
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GONNA
BE
GOODESTCHANNELEVER!!!!

Eating good

Last night i eat to much coffee,true couse making coffee is so long so now im eating solo coffee at my breakfasts i put it at my cornflakes awesome isnit?I have got a hard math exam today so wish me luck!

Gym only left hand

I started gym.Last day i work hard with 0,5 lbs,Working Hard!!But my antrenor said i dont have to work out with my right hand thnak you fapping!Girls gonna getttttt!I am fapping like a BOSS

A New Author for ya!

Hello everybody! You're now reading ma first entry of ma life! Just sorry for my formalish language, I can't write like yayalog. Anyways, read ma first story!

 One day, I played a game named Club Penguin! It was very funny, and.. hmm funny I think. Then, a bird came to ma room from the window and shtted everywhere while sink at our bath is peeing everywhere so I can't move becuz of smell and humidity! It was very disgusting don't even want to think that!

Thank you for reading that. That was ma first entry of the shtty entries! Hope u like it! Also, I'm gonna open up a gameplay channel so u can have fun with ma vidios! O la ciao! (I'll post the channel link in the future.)

Aand, sorry I couldn't draw a picture, ma Paint seems like not working. I can't even find the Paint file. ^^'

youtube channel

I want peoples subscribe me in the youtube here is my link

http://www.youtube.com/user/testedtrust?feature=mhee here is the link please get in and subscribe me

Experimental Experiments

I believe im gonna open a youtube channel its name is experimental experiments im gonna do lots of funny and trolly experiments please sbscribe and wait my videos

Internet Truck

Hi im writing this sh*t at internet cafe ow men this cafes internet is suck and unlicened games they use!I m coming here for my friends invite but i dont wanna come again i dont shave my beard for 7 days im look like truck driver.Maybe this is my hallowen costume hey what you think please send me comment...

Smart Girls

I was thinking why girls are getting smarter i mean at the 60s or 70s they can got easy now like that:
Me:You look pretty(compliment)
You:My eyes are up here
Me:Really, i think your boobs are your eyes!
You:Di*k
Me:Oh fu*k

Twittered

No body follow me at twitter i m so lonly :( here is my twitter if you want follow me please follow me make me happy and tell me your not alone 

Beary Hollowen

at to the hollowen 
there was a normally hollowen night too normaly.I met a girl her name was Chuky then she killed me and get all fame SHE get names fames and model men and i have just cutted hat :(.

Our IT class is suck

Hello ladies and gentlemans
This is Yayalog and im here for laugh you
In our school our it classes computers rams are 512 mb awesome isnt it?Awesome for 1990s