Dudes First School Girl

After School burn,

I met the best first school girl.She had a beautiful blonde hair and green eyes.I get close to her and say to her:"Hi"and then pick my nose like 10 secs"My name is Joseph Callendar Whats yours?"when i picking my noise she says"My name is jennifer nice to meet you joseph "First SEE First LOVE then i pick my noise so hard and mt face is full of blod then she screamed i cried and kick her head and then i told  the teacher " jeniffer hit my noise " soooooo she dont talk to me again.

Youtube face

I think if I make a video with this face it could be get a million don’t you thinking like that bros! Forex ads in youtubr videos.

Dead ice cream i miss you!

One day

There was a young man call Joseph he was so happy because he had a nice and cool ice cream and a shining pink balloon thennn ice cream drop on ground so joseph cried cried cried then eat the ice cream at the ground :P niceeeeeeee

Wassup

A new youtube channel
Call
GOODESTCHANNELEVER
(goodest means best!)
Available at this weekend
Get prepare for trollism and fungasm
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GONNA
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GOODESTCHANNELEVER!!!!

...gym,slim

im go to gym gym gym gym

to get slim slim slim slim

Candy pumpkin!

Here is that candy pumpkins pic :

Halowwen ready set GOOOOO!

My candies are ready for kids and i dont use any drugs to made it (marihuana is a drug i dont know) i love make candies.Last year i was collecting candies i sow a pumpkin made it by candies it waas awesome and pink that strawberry pumpkin is have a strawberryful taste then i pushed the kids from the pumpkin (cuz i was at nineteen i m stronger than them) i eated than i have foodgasm or candygasm and theeeen i puked 

Internet Truck

Hi im writing this sh*t at internet cafe ow men this cafes internet is suck and unlicened games they use!I m coming here for my friends invite but i dont wanna come again i dont shave my beard for 7 days im look like truck driver.Maybe this is my hallowen costume hey what you think please send me comment...

Smart Girls

I was thinking why girls are getting smarter i mean at the 60s or 70s they can got easy now like that:
Me:You look pretty(compliment)
You:My eyes are up here
Me:Really, i think your boobs are your eyes!
You:Di*k
Me:Oh fu*k

Twittered

No body follow me at twitter i m so lonly :( here is my twitter if you want follow me please follow me make me happy and tell me your not alone 

Beary Hollowen

at to the hollowen 
there was a normally hollowen night too normaly.I met a girl her name was Chuky then she killed me and get all fame SHE get names fames and model men and i have just cutted hat :(.

Our IT class is suck

Hello ladies and gentlemans
This is Yayalog and im here for laugh you
In our school our it classes computers rams are 512 mb awesome isnt it?Awesome for 1990s

ME

That damn cool and handsome man is me (maybe i drow a bit more handsome not too much)

Shaved women face!!

last saturday i went to the bazaar,with my  dady.We were standing in front of the cucumbers then a women came and buy some stuffs but...SHE HAD A SHAVED MUSTACHE and BEARD like that :

And i said with my awesome flaming hair and my awesome body : "She is Hairier than Me" when she holding cucumbers.(i ve got one cucumber to)(bitch)