Internet Truck

Hi im writing this sh*t at internet cafe ow men this cafes internet is suck and unlicened games they use!I m coming here for my friends invite but i dont wanna come again i dont shave my beard for 7 days im look like truck driver.Maybe this is my hallowen costume hey what you think please send me comment...

Smart Girls

I was thinking why girls are getting smarter i mean at the 60s or 70s they can got easy now like that:
Me:You look pretty(compliment)
You:My eyes are up here
Me:Really, i think your boobs are your eyes!
You:Di*k
Me:Oh fu*k

Twittered

No body follow me at twitter i m so lonly :( here is my twitter if you want follow me please follow me make me happy and tell me your not alone 

ME

That damn cool and handsome man is me (maybe i drow a bit more handsome not too much)