Understand Girlz get a nobel

Ow men if ican understand that damn girlz that will be awesome cuz they say "we love thinking men and writing or sensitive " but they actualyy like us they love beefcake men but idont have any musscless so buy it then they call me airy "josephy" ow meeannnen one day im gonna understand girls and get a nobel about it but the other days what am i gonna do! if you now get a comment dude or girl dude

Smart Girls

I was thinking why girls are getting smarter i mean at the 60s or 70s they can got easy now like that:
Me:You look pretty(compliment)
You:My eyes are up here
Me:Really, i think your boobs are your eyes!
You:Di*k
Me:Oh fu*k

Shaved women face!!

last saturday i went to the bazaar,with my  dady.We were standing in front of the cucumbers then a women came and buy some stuffs but...SHE HAD A SHAVED MUSTACHE and BEARD like that :

And i said with my awesome flaming hair and my awesome body : "She is Hairier than Me" when she holding cucumbers.(i ve got one cucumber to)(bitch)